"don't know how you can stand to watch it. austin and carrie are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO retarded. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. don't they have any other friends? then they could be like, YOU IDIOTS, just forget about sami and lucas. who cares if they are in love with you.. just be with the person you want to be with.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what else are you going to watch tonight?"