Friday, September 03, 2010

Do's & Don'ts

I'm friends with a lot of people who don't want kids. Alarmingly, a lot. Amongst those friends, I'm the "caring" one that WANTS kids. (Although I really think their exaggeration for my want, is due to their extreme un-want.) While I am that girl who wants a family in the future, I can't really fathom any of this future Jean fate happening any time soon. Nor am I the girl who likes feelings, be really cutesy cutesy all the time, and cry when I'm single on Valentine's Day. Yea, you know the girl I'm talking about. It actually kind of perplexes me how people function like that sometimes. I also think I get scared of feelings, which gets in the way, but that's another post for another day.

Thus, I am this person, that loves love, but only if it makes sense to me. If you don't, then you get the sarcastic mocking attitude with raised eyebrows and looks of disdain. And this conversation....


JeanH: shelley told me that she heard [name retracted] is engaged
JeanH: i found out yesterday [names retracted] are living together
JeanH: what is this world coming to?
rubbrduckee: HAHAHAHAH
rubbrduckee: I'm telling you
rubbrduckee: everyone is getting married or having babies
rubbrduckee: we could probably stay friends if you get married
rubbrduckee: but definitely no on babies
JeanH: haha
JeanH: as long as i don't post every detail of my married life as my facebook status?
rubbrduckee: [names retracted of couple living together]. wow.
JeanH: i know.. right? he told me and i was like... "oh.. okay"
rubbrduckee: oh, yeah, and don't ever write on his wall
JeanH: or fb my husband all the time?
JeanH: HAHAHAHAHA.
rubbrduckee: i mean, i guess sometimes.
rubbrduckee: like, once a month
rubbrduckee: tops
rubbrduckee: and
rubbrduckee: AND
rubbrduckee: couple pictures can only be profile pictures if they're REALLY EPIC
JeanH: got it..
JeanH: i can handle all that.
rubbrduckee: no pictures where you hold out your camera and take it yourself
rubbrduckee: because ew
rubbrduckee: make friends.
JeanH: hahaha.
JeanH: THIS THE BEST CONVERSATION.
rubbrduckee: HAHAHAHHAHA