you know what needs to stop RIGHT NOW?! the stupid frigging combination of movie star names anytime someone is a couple. it's getting REALLY OLD. i mean.. bennifer was kind of cute the first time. and then bennifer 2.. or whatever.. but now it is just OUT OF CONTROL. I CAN NOT STAND IT!!

bennifer
bengar
garfleck
tomkat
brangelina

and now... DASHMI... what the hell is that?!!!

barf barf barf barf barf.

i did like when ben affleck went on SNL after his break up with j.lo and said how he made up a bunch of shirts in anticipation of his next relationship... and there was like "benyonce" (ben+beyonce... duh), "boprah" (ben+oprah.. double duh) and my personal fave (matt damon+ ben affleck) "bengay". oh.. what happened to you...