benji is a fuckin' riot.

i emailed him last night that he should audition for beauty and the geek's second season.... and he immed me today and was like "i wanna do it!" hahah.. only benji would be not offended that i would put him in that spot and category. he says he took the quizzes that they had and got like a 6 out 7 or something? i dunno.. hilarious benji.

so while chatting.. we get to the subject of myspace.. and he signs up. so he can properly stalk people and see all their pictures and read all their blogs.. because really.. that's the only reason anyone's on myspace. oh .. and to find love. but i often forget about that part.

bster: i just signed up for myspace
bster: so I could see more pictures
jeanyah: that's how they get you
jeanyah: i think i signed up to read ppl's blogs
bster: i have one friend already
jeanyah: tom
bster: who the hell is that?
bster: how do you know him?
jeanyah: he's everyone's friend
jeanyah: he invented myspace
jeanyah: you can delete him
bster: well, he's no longer my friend
jeanyah: awww
jeanyah: you will probably get a requests for a lot of random friends
jeanyah: if you put up a picture i guess
jeanyah: myspace whores
jeanyah: maybe some girls will think you're hot
bster: if they're hot, i'll be their friend
jeanyah: well you have to be hot to get hot
bster: loser
bster: you'll see
bster: i'll have e-girls hanging all over me

and then....

jeanyah: wtf benji
jeanyah: why does it say you're single
bster: i like to be an online bachelor
bster: it's kind of like keeping my own bachelor pad, but cheaper
jeanyah: LOL

to be fair.... i did tell benji he should apply for beauty and the geek.. BUT.. i did tell him that i thought they wouldn't cast him because he wasn't dorky enough. *gasp* shocker huh? benji sucks at fashion, and probably pop music, and a lot of other "trendy" things... but he's not totally inept, and sometimes can be witty. and apparently is quite a ladies' man. but there are some guys who aren't too bad on that show... so i think he could worm his way in. i think he should TOTALLY do it.. just to see. and then these "overpass/bridge' conversations that i hold so dear would be nationally televised.. and people would "get it" and then benji would be like all those other nerds turned super studs with all the women hanging all over him.. not just the e-girls. but he already has one hot gf.. so maybe just for a good time to be on tv.