Tuesday, April 30, 2002

this is me and nicole.. unplugged.

jeanyah: to catholocism and become a nun
spaznik: hahahahahahahah...
jeanyah: or i could just be a hermit
spaznik: hermit... its less restrictive.
spaznik: you can go and do anything your hermit-self desires..
spaznik: if you're a nun... its a lot of praying and you have to dedicate yourself to a life of no sex..
spaznik: see.. if youre a hermit.. you can get with a hermit guy and just use him for the sex and then go on with your hermit life.
jeanyah: ew
spaznik: hhahaha... hey.. hermits have their urges too!
jeanyah: hahaha
jeanyah: that's what their hands are for
spaznik: hahahaha... ewwwwww!!
spaznik: but thats so sad...
spaznik: what if theres a hermit with arthrythis!?!?
jeanyah: yea'
jeanyah: so he uses tools!
spaznik: or like a hermit with no hands...
jeanyah: a mouth?
spaznik: HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
spaznik: so apparently there are hermits that are contortionists...
spaznik: niice.
spaznik: thats SICK!!
spaznik: ahahahah
jeanyah: you started it
spaznik: hahaha.. nooo...
spaznik: i was just saying that there are pros and cons to being a hermit and a nun...
spaznik: and one of the pros of being a hermit is the sex aspect.
spaznik: if you're a nun and you have sex... i think thats an automatic ticket to hell.
spaznik: or something like that... i dunno.. its pretty bad.
jeanyah: what do you mean something like that
jeanyah: shouldn't you know?
jeanyah: some catholic you are
spaznik: hahahahah... im not an expert on the roll of NUNS!!
jeanyah: the roll of nuns?
spaznik: shhh.. we must stop talking about it... or else i will get struck by lighting.
jeanyah: like when they go rolling down the hill?
spaznik: HAHAAHAHAHAH
jeanyah: do they tuck their legs behind their head and..
jeanyah: hm.. oh wait.. that sounds bad.
spaznik: shhhhhhhhhhhhh

mm.. yeah.. that's what 35 hours of no sleep, a million quizzes to make up and in and out at midnight will do to ya. hah.. maybe i'm a gremlin.. or just delirious.

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