i am so bored. today has been one of the longest days... even lunch was "too long" for me. that seems crazy right? but i was so bored during lunch.. i felt insane. i was going to talk a walk down to the beach, but i didn't want to go walking in the shoes that i have on. so i aimlessly meandered around. watched some soap operas. nothing important. just trying to pass the time until things are over. my next goal... 7pm.

don't you hate it when someone says something to you.. and at the moment you can't think of anything good to say? and when you walk away or immediately after a million different "good" things to say race through your head? and you're like DAMN! why didn't i say that.. or this, or that.. and then i envision whole conversations in my head of "how it could have been" right? you do that too? oh it's just me? okay.

pete holiday is a quick thinker.. well at least on IM.. which is better for me too .. since it gives you a little bit more time to respond without looking like a dumbass for taking a beat. but.. pete is good in person too.. real witty. so i don't think he's just hiding behind the IM... but here's what he has to say. (in a really cool text box which i stole from his site which is oh so witty (and sometimes mean.. but funny) as well. :P)

jeanyah: can you teach me to be quick thinking and witty like you?
jeanyah: hhahaha
TooMuchPete: For your first born.
jeanyah: well.. without your help, i may never get married or have the chance at a first born... so maybe
TooMuchPete: lol
jeanyah: although i don't think your wife will appreciate you coming home with an asian baby
TooMuchPete: Unless she's asian.
TooMuchPete: I can still hope on that one.
jeanyah: unless she's asian... but i think she'd know it wasn't hers
TooMuchPete: "Oh c'mon honey! You match!"

what a funny monkey.

you know who is also a crack up? my dad.

me: hey dad, we should go on the amazing race
dad: what's that
me: where they travel around the world and go to foreign countries and have to complete tasks. they go to countries like africa, spain, mexico...
dad: yea, i could do that.. i speak spanish.

it's funny because my dad makes up spanish words like "no problemdo" ... it's probably funnier if you knew him too... but i just want to write these down and archive them.. so i can remember it all :)

last weekend we had to move a family friend's stuff out of his apartment in san diego. one of his posessions was a bike.. which my dad and i tied to the top of our minivan. upon arriving home my dad had this to say. (kind of weird because i had to translate it from chinese).

dad: yea.. i can drive down to the beach and ride my new bike
mom: why don't you just ride your bike down to the beach and come back?
dad: because when i'm at the beach i can look at the pretty girls
mom: why don't you just walk, and then you can get a better view
dad: because then i won't see as many

hahahahah.. that made me laugh for a good five minutes.

sooo... i need someone to go to coachella with. or to buy my tickets. i haven't been gung ho about it.. so i'm not really sure.. but i'm kind of leaving everything up to the last minute.. hoping something will work out..and it's just... not. not yet. the lazy side of me is saying just to ditch everything, stay at home and veg or something. but the "fun" side of me is like "go!! it will be awesome!" but i still need a partner in crime. who's down? i've gotten lots of "i would go but.... (insert excuse here)" and by excuse i don't mean anything negative, but just that it's another reason why i'm still a loner :P oh well.......... i gotta try and figure something out. and in the end.. it's not life and death.. only like $200 at the most. but that is a lot of money.. don't get me wrong, but it is money i've already paid off on my credit card... so.... i just will be brown bag lunching it for awhile (which i should be doing anyways.)

it's weird to have crushes. i forget where i read it.. but someone was like "they're called crushes because they hurt" or something along those lines. i'm sure i mangled that too. in all senses you "hate boys" but you still want one. and while it's fun to have a crush, it sucks to be rejected.. and maybe sometimes to cut it off before you can ever be rejected. and while it's fun to "flirt" with people (is that even what i do? i swear i'm useless when it comes to this), it fun to get those feelings, but sucky to find that they're not based on anything. and then it's also a relief to know that a crush "has no interest in you" because you don't have to agonize over "does he like me" "what does that mean?".. but it's also sucky because you're like "why doesn't he like me" hahah.. it's a double edged sword.. and i definitely don't want to be stupid and girly all the time... but i just wanted to babble a bit.

a few last funny tidbits.

*talking about abercrombie & fitch*
kimmy: you know what my roommate calls abercrombie & fitch? the skinny bitch's store. and i told her "yea i bought some clothes there today" and she says "skinny bitch"

and one last one..

ASS STUDY

**Women's Ass Size Study** 
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! 

The results of this study are pretty interesting: 
* 85% of women think their ass is too big... 
* 10% of women think their ass is too little... 
* The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.* 

har har har...