so it's the saddest breakup of all.. Barbie and Ken have broken up. and right before valentine's day too... what the heck. i don't really think it's them.. they don't want to break up, it's their "parents" giant money whores. they don't want ken and barbie together... they're trying to bring in some australian hunk and a new tanner hoochier california barbie (complete with hoop earings). what are they trying to say about california girls?! we're not homewreckers, girls who steal other girls (or other version of themselves') boyfriends... umm... right? and besides... austrailian boogie boarder blaine? how would he look different, is he going to have an austrailian accent? cuz that's the only way i can tell that austrailians are different, certainly not by their looks. i'm gonna protest, long live ken and barbie.